Dear Tyrannosaurus Rocks,

Everyone thinks Mark Zuckerberg is so great just because he's worth $50 billion and Facebook had the third-largest IPO in U.S. history. Meanwhile, have you actually gone on Facebook? The font is too small and the new Timeline is a total pain in the ass.

So our question is, if Zuckerberg has contempt for his customers, and they're all afraid he's going to sell their privacy to advertisers (which he's already done), why is this little Poindexter a multi-billionaire, while his betters - meaning us - sit around waiting for our dad to send us another check?

The Winkel-Voss Twins
The Boathouse
Harvard, MA

The Original Banana Splits and The Official Banana Splits Featuring Fleagle

In the early 1970's, like fellow rock legendsthe Drifters and Creedence Clearwater Revival, psychedelic icons the Banana Splits split into two separate entities which share a heritage but little else.

The Official Banana Splits featuring Fleagle retains the rights to all the hits, such as "The Tra-La-La Song" and "Doin' the Banana Split," but Fleagle is the only original member. Rounding out the group are H.R. Pufnstuf, Sigmund (of the Sea Monsters and Chairy (of "Pee Wee's House").

The Original Banana Splits has the other three original members - Bingo, Drooper and Snorky - plus the bass playing monkey from Lancelot Link's Evolution Revolution. As they are legally prohibited by Fleagle from doing any Banana Splits songs, they do covers of groups like Josie and the Pussycats and The Cosby Kids.

Every so often there are rumors of a Splits reunion. In a recent interview at the old Banana Splits Clubhouse Fleagle said he wasn't opposed to one in theory. Then a cuckoo popped out of the clock above his head and said, "What are you opposed to it in, the bathtub?"

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