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THE AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION YOU NEVER SAW
REVIEW OF VAN HALEN FROM TWO DIFFERENT ROWS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
LIVE EARTH INTERVIEW WITH THE EARTH
HE NOT BUSY BEING BOB IS BUSY DYING - REVIEW OF DYLAN EXHIBITION AT NEW YORK'S MORGAN LIBRARY
PUNK ROCK ACADEMY - SCHOOL REPORT ON JOE STRUMMER TRIBUTE MOVIE, "THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN
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Carly ended 40 years of Anticipation by revealing the person Who's So Vain is someone no one knows. Now when David Geffen hears the song, he can say, "I DO think it's about me and it is, it is, it IS about me."
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The Recession Era's Greatest Hits
The Recalls
I see you driving down the street
In your car or truck
Your brakes don’t work
Your gas pedal is stu - uh uh, uh - uck
Here it comes again
Unwanted acceleration under the starry skies
Here it comes again
The CEO’s going to apologize
My best friend’s Toyotas
My best friend’s Toyotas
My best friend’s Toyotas
They used to not suck
(The gas pedal’s still…stuck)
– “My Best Friend’s Toyotas”
The Recalls are a new hybrid of two new automotive genres, Japanese decline and American malaise. Whereas previous artists such as Chuck Berry and Bruce Springsteen celebrated the romance of the automobile and the call of the open road, the Recalls sing of faulty electronics systems and sticky floor mats.
Songs include “Let the Complaints Roll,” “Bye Bye Lexus,” “You’re All I’ve Killed Tonight,” “Just What I Bleeded” and “I’m in Touch With Your Customer Relations Department.”
This is the Recalls’ first CD and also their last, because all CDs have been recalled as well as the Recalls themselves.
A spokesman for the group said, “You have my personal commitment that we will work vigorously and unceasingly to restore the trust of the people we have the most contempt for. I mean, our customers.”
– Dr. Lester S. Carboni
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MASTERS OF DEBT
A folk song for the Econopolypse
Exclusive! Interview with Crosby, Stills, Ernst & Young
DO LOOK BACK
WE ASK PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE ABOUT CONCERTS THEY SAW 20 OR 30 YEARS AGO. HERE ARE WHAT THEY REMEMBER OF DAVID CASSIDY, JOHNNY CASH, THE THOMPSON TWINS, THE BEATLES AT SHEA STADIUM & MORE!
We have seen the future of rock and roll journalism and it is us.
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Interview with the Rolling Stones Tongue Logo
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If you can remember 2007's 1967 art show, you weren't really there. Our resident art critic reviews paintings by Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Grace Slick and Ron Wood
THE T. ROCKS ELVIS INTERVIEW
ROCK & ROLL & TALK & TEXT
We celebrate current concerts by old greats and new, most of which never get written up anywhere. We review the whole experience, including the audience. Also the chicken fingers. We are redefining the review, as they say.
