ALBUM REVIEW
Rick Majestic
Trans Fats Domino
Responding to the latest yuppie dietary obsession, this legend of rock and cholesterol serves up re-recorded, nutritionally correct versions of his classics, including:
“Blueberry Substitute Hill”
“My Blue Vegan”
“I’m Partially Hydrogenatin’ ”
and
“Ain’t That a Shame-Based Eating Pattern”
A perfect companion piece to re-releases by Vertically Challenged Richard, Plus Size Mama Thornton and Morbidly Obese Checker.
– Dr. Lester S. Carboni
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Rick Majestic
The Recession Era's Greatest Hits
The Recalls
I see you driving down the street
In your car or truck
Your brakes don’t work
Your gas pedal is stu - uh uh, uh - uck
Here it comes again
Unwanted acceleration under the starry skies
Here it comes again
The CEO’s going to apologize
My best friend’s Toyotas
My best friend’s Toyotas
My best friend’s Toyotas
They used to not suck
(The gas pedal’s still…stuck)
– “My Best Friend’s Toyotas”
The Recalls are a new hybrid of two new automotive genres, Japanese decline and American malaise. Whereas previous artists such as Chuck Berry and Bruce Springsteen celebrated the romance of the automobile and the call of the open road, the Recalls sing of faulty electronics systems and sticky floor mats.
Songs include “Let the Complaints Roll,” “Bye Bye Lexus,” “You’re All I’ve Killed Tonight,” “Just What I Bleeded” and “I’m in Touch With Your Customer Relations Department.”
This is the Recalls’ first CD and also their last, because all CDs have been recalled as well as the Recalls themselves.
A spokesman for the group said, “You have my personal commitment that we will work vigorously and unceasingly to restore the trust of the people we have the most contempt for. I mean, our customers.”
– Dr. Lester S. Carboni
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